Tougher than a Car
I was in a hurry. I was so worried that I'll do anything to get there. It was so important. It was all. Where do I needed to go?... nowhere. So I took the risk and paid in cash for the consequences. However, it was weirdly funny. I'll tell you the story.
I was working like an addict drone, lost in a timeless dimension. When I came back to real life and check the time, I knew that was too late. I said "I'll fix this, Im going to be faster than time, just like superman" and then, I started the race. First walking, sorting slow slaves from the streets, then running, cross country, suddenly I faced a freeway access, low traffic, it was a piece of cake. I said "I'll take the chance", this time. But, I hadn't noted that there was a car indeed, a white car. In the middle of the road that car intercepted me, so I was struck, and fall into the asphalt. It felt like a blink of Death, when I was hand to hand to the car.
Fucking keyboard!!!
Monday, May 26, 2003
Monday, May 05, 2003
Saturday, May 03, 2003
A productive day of work.
09:30am - Arrival at work, you can take 15min on greetings and 5min on the bath.
09:40am - Log into the computer. You can start checking email and load common applications.
09:55am - You need breakfast, so, you go out to buy some snacks or cookies, and prepare coffee.
10:10am - Slowly begin to see the screen and drink your coffee. You have to go bath. 15min.
10:30am - A little formal chat with your boss, that can take 30min or more.
11:00am - You may start to wonder if outthere is sunny or cloudy, and inquire on your lunch for 15min.
11:15am - You have a phone call, if not, call someone, take 15min or more speaking.
11:30am - Reading the screen is proven to be harmful, so you print the documentation you need 5min.
11:35am - Go pick the prints directly from the laserjet, the printer is probably stuck, so take 25min solving this.
12:00am - At this time the lunch poll hasn't results, you may restart this process 15min.
12:15am - Time to argue with your coworkers about theoric matters, or other phenomena 20min.
12:35am - You start making some movements to pick your jacket, and put it closer to your desk, getting ready to lunch.
12:45am - You go out for lunch, take 1:30min. Back in the office, bring your dessert to your desktop, take 15min to eat.
01:30pm - You have to check your email again, take 10min.
01:40pm - Dental care, brush for healthy teeth, 20min. Satisfy your physiological needs, 40min.
02:40pm - Reset your computer it may have memory leaks, 15min.
02:55pm - Think about what you're doing, look concentrated for 5min.
03:00pm - Search something on the internet, find it, and install something. This can takes an hour.
04:00pm - Check for news, and temperature outside. Do some administrative tasks on your computer. 30min.
04:30pm - Now you can think on the tea, or drink for the noon. Go get your specific snack. prepare tea. 25min.
04:55pm - Drink your tea, slowly. 5min. Check your bank account status, use ssl, take 15min.
05:15pm - Report your worked hours on the list, 10min. Go to bath, you may need it, 15min.
05:40pm - Pick your stuff, and start talking about what you're doing today, say goodbye to anyone there.
06:00pm - Another hard day of productive work done.
09:30am - Arrival at work, you can take 15min on greetings and 5min on the bath.
09:40am - Log into the computer. You can start checking email and load common applications.
09:55am - You need breakfast, so, you go out to buy some snacks or cookies, and prepare coffee.
10:10am - Slowly begin to see the screen and drink your coffee. You have to go bath. 15min.
10:30am - A little formal chat with your boss, that can take 30min or more.
11:00am - You may start to wonder if outthere is sunny or cloudy, and inquire on your lunch for 15min.
11:15am - You have a phone call, if not, call someone, take 15min or more speaking.
11:30am - Reading the screen is proven to be harmful, so you print the documentation you need 5min.
11:35am - Go pick the prints directly from the laserjet, the printer is probably stuck, so take 25min solving this.
12:00am - At this time the lunch poll hasn't results, you may restart this process 15min.
12:15am - Time to argue with your coworkers about theoric matters, or other phenomena 20min.
12:35am - You start making some movements to pick your jacket, and put it closer to your desk, getting ready to lunch.
12:45am - You go out for lunch, take 1:30min. Back in the office, bring your dessert to your desktop, take 15min to eat.
01:30pm - You have to check your email again, take 10min.
01:40pm - Dental care, brush for healthy teeth, 20min. Satisfy your physiological needs, 40min.
02:40pm - Reset your computer it may have memory leaks, 15min.
02:55pm - Think about what you're doing, look concentrated for 5min.
03:00pm - Search something on the internet, find it, and install something. This can takes an hour.
04:00pm - Check for news, and temperature outside. Do some administrative tasks on your computer. 30min.
04:30pm - Now you can think on the tea, or drink for the noon. Go get your specific snack. prepare tea. 25min.
04:55pm - Drink your tea, slowly. 5min. Check your bank account status, use ssl, take 15min.
05:15pm - Report your worked hours on the list, 10min. Go to bath, you may need it, 15min.
05:40pm - Pick your stuff, and start talking about what you're doing today, say goodbye to anyone there.
06:00pm - Another hard day of productive work done.
Medieval thinking
Why people believes that the morning is the appropiate time to wake up?, why there have to be a schedule?.
Street fight. Episode I. Two 3rd world-ers who hate everyone (including themselves) just for living in hell everyday.
In one side was the Bus Driver, a heavywheigh, massive old fashioned robust melee striker, by the other side, was The Challenger, a light runner, fast and furious, equipped with a chain whip (flail).
Both of them have nothing to lose, life can't be worst. The fight begins when the Bus Driver practically destroys The Challenger collecting transport, causing a street disaster. In a burst of wrath, The screaming Challenger picks his weapon, and smashes the Bus Driver's bus, shattering window glasses, seeking for fresh human flesh. The Bus Drivers uses his pneumatic doors and to keep himself alive, then, he prepares to face The Challenger. When the Bus Driver shows his full presence, The Challenger understands that he cloudn't win.
Having caused enough damage, he decides to leave. And yes, animals were harmed in the making of this show.
Why people believes that the morning is the appropiate time to wake up?, why there have to be a schedule?.
Street fight. Episode I. Two 3rd world-ers who hate everyone (including themselves) just for living in hell everyday.
In one side was the Bus Driver, a heavywheigh, massive old fashioned robust melee striker, by the other side, was The Challenger, a light runner, fast and furious, equipped with a chain whip (flail).
Both of them have nothing to lose, life can't be worst. The fight begins when the Bus Driver practically destroys The Challenger collecting transport, causing a street disaster. In a burst of wrath, The screaming Challenger picks his weapon, and smashes the Bus Driver's bus, shattering window glasses, seeking for fresh human flesh. The Bus Drivers uses his pneumatic doors and to keep himself alive, then, he prepares to face The Challenger. When the Bus Driver shows his full presence, The Challenger understands that he cloudn't win.
Having caused enough damage, he decides to leave. And yes, animals were harmed in the making of this show.
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